Somehows we missed gett'n in da skedool infermashun bout the mini brig battles in da marina. Da Shady Isle Pirates r com'n all da way frum British Columbia ta take on da Jade Dragon pirates, gonna test dere mettle against each udder. Shood be a horrific n hilarious battle in Wetport. Be shur n git a skedool er just keep yer ears open fer when dey be battle'n, Saturday n Sunday???
Dis yars pirate breakfast is be'n hosted by da Islander Resort! All Hail da ISLANDER!!! Dis be a larger den life improvement beings dey be located where all da action be, at da docks. Dey be servin up scrambled eggs, taters o pirate, biskits n gravy, Hawaiian fried rice, bacon, n sausage! Yoos git all dis fer 5 gold pieces if'n yer in yer best pirate attire, n da scallywags r da same price. Fair warnins, dis be open to da public BUT if'n yer dressed up funny like, in jeans er dockers n no beads n gold chains, it's gonna kost yas 8 gold pieces It be served up mess hall style so don't miss out on fill'n yer belly! Mess is served frum 8 ta 11:00 in da mornin.