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We be gett'n dis up in da next couple weeks as we be still gett'n r entertainers rounded up. Times taint ritten in stone yet but we be hav'n peepols like Pint & Dale, Juno Hill, Bosun Barney n da Budd Bay Buccaneers, Espresso Drama, Padookie, n belly dancers n more.... Woo hoo!

Dis here be a schedule o events but see'ns how the words "schedule" n "pirates" is akin ta herd'n cats, it's liable ta change at the slightest breeze. N don't let this hyar "schedule" fool ya, wees gots plenty more things being added all da time. This trooly is a family event so's bring 'em all, young n old, somethin fer everyone!
Den a lil further down you kin take a gander o da mass o vendors we be hav'n. Trooly a fantastic sample o tings from around da globe!

Schedule O Events n Entertainers






Bowling With the Pirates!!
This yar we be change'n things up a bit. Start'n at 7:00 on Friday night da 25th, bring yer young'ns down to da Rusty Scupper Pirates World Wide Headquarters at da Viking Bowl in uptown Wetport. Giv'n 'em a chance to bowl wit da pirates, sing karaoke, have pirate pizza n grogg. Don't worry 'bout yer bowl'n skills, dees pirates r used to roll'n cannon balls so's they purdy much r the world's werst bowlers! Den, Starting at 8:30 be the big bowl off between da dastardly, fowl smell'n, horrible table mannered Oshun Shores Pirates n our lovely, always polite, Rusty Scupper Pirates o Wetport. Dis battle been go'n on fer yars n da trophy jus seems to go back n forth over da harbor.